OMGfishtank

There I go again running to GameStop for another slap of disappointment. I had recently put my trust in Game Informer and their reviews to guide my sixty dollars towards a good buy. Big mistake. Don’t get me wrong, they did guide my money…..Straight into the biggest pile of shit I’ve payed for this year.

Basic synopsis of the game: Spiderman with moral dilemmas and shitty targeting. Well, that is mostly true except that Spidey had better moves and more special powers. Oh and guess what! The game also has a jump assist! It’s like SuckerPunch automatically assumed you had to be a retard to buy this game. You cannot fail a jump in this game. It is practically impossible.

Aside from the game mechanics and the ability to choose either good or evil, the game is gorgeous to look at in 1080i and runs smoothly. But TRUE gamers want more than eye candy. We want depth as well. If wanted to spend $60 to look at something pretty I’d get a lap dance.

All in all I returned said pile of shit back to Game Stop and traded it for Prototype. A game that scored horribly in Game Informer. Which caused me to lose faith in my favorite stores magazine. Because Prototype is anything but horrible. Check out the review later on today.